Liza Minnelli is here to settle scores. The Oscar-winning icon is putting out a memoir, per People, in spring 2026. Why bother now? Well, this galâs got some scores to settle, and weâre not even talking about the popular Twitter account that implies she should be dead by now. According to Minnelli, she was not planning to write a memoir, until you lot ruined her legacy, basically. She lists a few things that recently disturbed her enough to correct the record: âa sabotaged appearance at the Oscarsâ (Lady Gaga, watch out), âa film with twisted half-truthsâ (RenĂ©e Zellweger, be cautious), and âa recent miniseries that just didnât get it rightâ (Krysta Rodriguez, sleep with one eye open). Minnelli further notes that these mistakes were âall made by people who didnât know my family and donât really know me.â
Minnelli is documenting the true story of her life alongside writers Heidi Evans and Josh Getlin with the help of her friend Michael Feinstein. Feinstein notably referred to his friend as âsabotagedâ after the 2022 Oscars, the same language Minnelli apparently uses in statements now. Honestly, we get why you need four people to write this particular memoir â one person to remember that she sang a disco version of âLosing My Mindâ and three to process it.